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In the first page of this webcomic, a rabbit is killed for the amusement of the reader.
- Unknown forest
First appearance ofEdit
I am Cale'anon, the young and bold adventurer seeking to become the greatest hero history has ever known.
|Cale'anon picks up a small blue bird.|
|Cale'anon||I will help people in distress-|
|Richard||(out of frame) Cough.
(in frame) I couldn't help overhear, mostly because I was thinking of killing you and taking your cloak,
|Cale'anon||What do you mean, kind stranger?|
|Richard||I don't know if you've looked in the mirror recently, but helping people in distress isn't the sort of thing your kind does.|
|Cale'anon||I don't understand.|
|Richard||Instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across a road, you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny.|
|Richard||Your race. They're evil. Ergo, you're evil.|
|Cale'anon||I'm not following you.|
By evil, you mean...
Maybe a visual aid would help.
|Richard picks up a rabbit.|
|Richard||Allow me to demonstrate.|
|Cale'anon||(to rabbit) Hello there, little guy.|
|Richard torches the rabbit.|
|Cale'anon||Is there any chance he was the one who killed your father and you were seeking justice so your beloved and missed parent could be at peace in the afterlife?|
|Richard||No, but it does bring to mind the amusing story of the time I murdered my father.|